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Naruto – Chapter 486

March 11, 2010

Picking up from last weeks Chidori Vs Rasengan, Sasuke arse gets saved by Zetsu’s white half, which has apparently been lurking in the background for a while…..should have known really.

Kakashi tries to get Naruto and Sakura to leave once again – clearly not happening, these two are the most disobedient subordinates ever 😛

Zetzu sends one of his clones to report to Madara, who mentions something about a Rinnegan – I thought he only collected the super-special-awesome Sharingan?

Madara warps back in once he hears Saucey-chan is in trouble – Zetsu offers to enter the fray to take down Naruto (just how strong is he!?).  However Madara insists that they withdraw and leave the fight with Naruto for the Kyuubi to Saucey at a later date.

Naruto won’t let them leave yet – insisting on finishing his manly chat with Saucey-kins.  Apparently that whole chat the two had last chapter in the instant their attacks met was all due to the fact that as elite ninja, they can communicate on a spiritual level through their fists 😯  What kind of crap is this!?  Naruto also reveals what his third option is.

I suppose that’s another option – would probably make a pretty interesting ending too (although still think the angry make-up sex option is more likely) 😆

Now I’m actually surprised that Sasuke has stuck around to hear Naruto out – he normally refuses to listen to anything anyone says to him, but this chapter has him listening attentively.  And then he asks the question we’ve all been asking ourselves recently:

So now Sasuke is the voice of reason!?  Where the hell did Crazy!Sasuke go?  How did Saucey go from having the emotional range of a paper-bag (a very angsty paper-bag) to having a new personality every chapter? 😆

Naruto’s answer to Sasuke’s question made me headdesk – don’t think Saucey was all that impressed either, his expression seems to say “what in the name of bejeezus are you on?”.

Kakashi tries (yet again) to exercise his authority and claim the right to kill Saucey, but Naruto chuck a hissy fit at the thought of another man touching his precious Saucey-kins.

🙄 Could you have made Naruto sound any more gay Kishi?  I really can’t imagine it myself.  This just screamed lovers spat to me – my twisted brain does have a tendency to see BL where it isn’t, but really there is no other way to spin this whole relationship now! 😆  Naruto is like one of those obsessive stalker types, determined to claim Sasuke as his own and refusing to let anyone else touch him.

Overall this chapter was pretty boring – we’ve heard this speech a million times before in this series, nothing has moved forward.  Sasuke will retreat with Madara, Naruto & co will head back to Konoha to prepare for the inevitable invasion…….the whole sequence will start over again.  Just how long is Kishi going to milk this series for!??

9 Comments leave one →
  1. Haru permalink
    March 12, 2010 2:30 am

    … no. You are definetelly not crazy, this chapter just screamed bromance and gay.

    What would be beautiful is if Madara actually cannot get Sasuke to leave, and that Sasuke starts once again walking down the ‘path of light’ in the next chapter.

    Though I see that hardly comming.

  2. March 12, 2010 2:52 pm

    Cara, google would like to have your babies. Please?

    • March 12, 2010 5:52 pm

      Well if google is having them and I don’t have to have anything to do with the the small squealing brats………OK 😛

      • March 12, 2010 6:42 pm

        Ooooooo Cara, your tsun tsun ways make me cum buckets.

        • March 12, 2010 6:46 pm

          @ google: What you do in the privacy of your own home has nothing to do with me…….now quit spamming you strange little man 😀

        • March 12, 2010 7:09 pm


  3. March 12, 2010 5:52 pm

    I expected as much from naruto atleast he’s consitant :p

    Looks like kishi remembered the rinnegan existed once then, it was supposed to be the most power ful magic eye wasnt it, the sasuke/sharingan obsession seemed to get in the way

    • March 12, 2010 6:00 pm

      I suppose thats true – but he’s a bit like a broken record now 😕

      😆 Really was like Kishi flicked through his notes and went ‘Oh yeah, rinnegan! Should probably use that again…….hmmm lets have Madara randomly mention it for no reason at all here”.

  4. brokenbunny permalink
    March 18, 2010 5:14 pm

    omg i love this post!

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